Edison

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

27-3 = r.a.p.e.

HECK YEA.

sooo yeah, i haven't really updated in a WHILE, when was the last time, my second day of berkeley? wow, that seems like such a long time ago...what day is it today? october 7th. lets see, so ive been here either 6 or 7 weeks...wow...

so whats been goin on in my life? well, tons. that's just about the only way i can describe it.

between classes, friends, meeting new people, and college life in general, i haven't had much time to sign online. so yeah, if you're wondering why i stopped signing on so much, its because of that.

but yea, i just have to say that my previous worries, about what i could expect at berkeley, were completely unwarranted. maybe its just college life in general, but berkeley far exceeded my expectations. What i expected was a bunch of cut-throat, crazy partying, liberal, weed-smoking, constantly drunk and the like people. What i got was a whole different story. While a great majority of the people on the campus here fall into at least one of those above categories, most of the students are just normal, amicable, down to earth people who I had a pleasure getting to know.

I must say that my biggest worry about berkeley would be that i would never be able to replace my awesome group of friends from HS. but again, it was completely unwarranted. I was lucky enough to find myself an awesome group of people who are as close to christians as atheists can get. And the best part is that we have tons of fun.

Sometimes i worry that i forget the things i've done too easily. I regret that i dont document often enough my activities - so that during the times i'm feeling nostalgic i can't go back and riffle through my past.

So i'll try giving it a try right here.

Ultimate frisbee from 1-3 AM (bounding for touchdowns!!!) its a good thing i got so much practice for this over the summer, haha.

crazy suits + ties dress up nights in celebration of birthdays. haha this was hilarious, we dressed up like CRAZY and walked all the way to the restaurants which turned out to not even be that great. while we were walking everyone we saw turned their heads and STARED. oh yeah and what is it with girls and having guys dress up?

Final fantasy. For some reason our suite got really into FF7 and we all competed to see who could farthest the fastest.

Card games. We mostly did this during welcome week/the first few weeks of school, when everyone didn't really have that much work. It was a lot of fun, and was a great tool to get to know everyone

Pool, foosball, and ping pong. Again, we did a lot of these more towards the first few weeks. Pool was a lot of fun, we had tournaments and stuff among our suite. needless to say i raped everyone in foosball =D. and ping pong, wow! So there was this guy named James in my group that everyone said was really good at ping pong, so when Robby came up to visit I had him go against robby one on one. and wow, before my eyes i saw robby get massacred!! i was like WTF HOW IS ROBBY GETTING BEAT SO BAD. yea. it was crazy.

late night runs. this is probably better described as really early morning runs. or should i say 2 AM runs. yea. 'nuff said.

acting drunk late at night. Haha, this mostly consisted of laughing at all the drunk people, and pretending to act like them. One of my friends, Scott, who is crazy btw, would take his shirt of and run around the street yelling PENIS!!!! at least he did until cop cars started driving by, hahahahahahahaha

soccer. lets see, the last time i played soccer was like, 3rd grade? yea, about all i could really do was use my body to block shots and kick the ball really really far. when it came to getting the ball past someone who knew what they were doing, i bsically got owned. that game is TIRING!

badminton. HAHA i was a joke. i touched my first badminton raquet for the first time in my life and got OWNED by the...birdie? is that what its called? hahah i couldn't ven hit it myfirst few times, and after that it didn't really get any easier. haha i guess ill just leave this to the people who know what they're doing

volleyball. multiple times, TONS of fun, probably because i'm tall enough to play net efficiently =)

NFL Street. this game is SO old, i have no idea why we got into it. my group made its own team and we owned with them. we got so addicted to this game.

HALO 2. played this maybe every other day for the first few weeks, and enetered in a tourney which turned out to be a lot of fun.

Doing crazy thins in general. For example, you know the noise you make when you approve of a food? it sounds something like "MMMMHMMM!" like when you eat a fresh cookie and its freaking DELICIOUS. but yeah, imagine a group of people doing that really loudly and obnoxiously in the middle of the dining commons. what you get is a LOT of weird stares. its fun, you should try it.
oh man, another crazy thing-cardboard sledding at 1:00 AM. There's this hill in front of our dorm and since we dont have ice to go iceblocking on it, we go cardboarding when the sprinklers are on, which is mainly during the night.

Trying to guess a random person's name when their back is turned to you. if you see a good looking girl, yell "KIM! SAMMY! JUDY! ANNA! ELIZABETH! JANE! HANNAH! CHRISTINE!" and maybe you'll get lucky =D

COUNTER-STRIKE! all the guys in our suite LAN CS like at least every other day and we go at it. the girls get entertainment from just listening to our reactions. "OMG WTF I SHOT YOU IN THE HEAD HOW COME YOU DIDN'T DIE" or "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU GOT LUCKY BIOTCH!!!" or "I HATE YOU EDISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (hehe i got that one a lot =P)

late night dance parties. this one took me a little bit to get used to. one because its, well, DANCING, and two because well, since most people came from a non-christian school you have to get used to people freaking. which isn't actually as bad as it sounds, but still beyond me. But yeah, once i got used to them, they were a ton of fun. crank up the music and let the crowd go. haha we got written up once for being so loud.

Oh and lets not forget the RUBIK'S CUBE!! oh wow, i've already taught like 15 people to do the rubik's cube, and they've already taught people how to solve it; it just keeps spreading! we have rivalries against other suites, its sooo much fun!!! luckily for me there are only 93 people in this world faster than me, and as far as i know none of them go to berkeley. so yea, im set.

Down to earth good ol' fashioned chill time. Play some music, start up a subject, and we could go on just talking for hours. Discussion time on Friday nights at 1 AM!

Baking and pigging out at 3 AM. what can i say? we were hungry.

Working out. One really good thing about my group is that all the guys work out, so we keep eachother accountable. Haha theres this one rally buff guy who we all look up to, its great.

movie nights. popcorn. a good movie. discussion afterwards. fun stuff.

football games. these things are absolutely CRAZY. what the heck. we have to stand up for the entire game and do these crazy cheers and hand motions and card tricks and stuff. what the heck i didn't know football games were like that. haha well it was an interesting experience and actually quite fun. And really pumping school-spirit wise since our team is actually really good. and since we were playing NFL street recently, i could analyze and compare/contrast plays in the game to real life games.

But yeah, i know i'm missing things, i can feel it. I'll add them as they come along.

Oh yeah, another thing i was worried about when i came to berkeley - that everyone would be incredibly fricken smart. And to some degree, my worry was warranted in this case cause, its UCB we're talking about here, and anyone who manages to get in has to be smart to some degree. My group of friends is crazy smart - we were comparing SAT scores this other day and they were all 'oh yeah i got a 1570' or 1540 or 1590 or something to that degree. there were even a few 1600s. wth. I was like, um...i got a 1490?' =X. and ap scores? lets not even go there. the only thing i can say is that to them a 4 is a disgrace. wtf. so yeah, i was really worried about being below average at first. but then i just realized that its mostly my group of friends thats this fricken smart, the rest of berkeley isn't like this, definately. haha or else i'm screwed





Oh yeah and on a sidenote, daniel hudson, manas agastya, and i all competed in the official california cubing tournament on september 17th. i should call them misters 122nd in the world and 169th in world. officially. haha good job you two, that tournament was a LOT of fun, we're all PUMPED for the next tourney which is in san fran on jan 14th. anyone else interested in going?

OMG! berkeley is SOOOOOO much fun!!! i absolutely love it here!!!!

I have made soo many new friends, and already i'm developing close relationships with a few of them. the people here are awesome, the campus is awesome, my dorming complex is awesome, the food is awesome, there are events every few hours which is awesome, all of the experiences are awesome, and in short - berkeley is awesome.

I am SO excited about this upcoming year!!! college is insane - take a bunch of people scattered throughout the US & the rest of the world, throw them together on a campus a few miles in diameter, and force them to interact and you have college. It's amazing - i've met people from as far as turkey to orange county to walnut creek to boston to the carolinas to right in downtown San HO - and i would have NEVER had the opportunity to meet ANY of these people if it had not been for college.



A piece of advice to those who have not yet started college - be as socially active as possible. I made an effort to introduce myself to every moving thing, and its paying off. I can't go anywhere without seeing a friendly face, and this is only the second day!!!! words can't describe how excited i am. gosh, and they have LAN parties every week, HALO tourneys, game board meetings, its INSANE. i know that i will absolutely LOVE it here, and i hope that you guys all manage to have a good time too.



i'll see you all on the other side.

HECK YEA. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i just saw my AP scores. and wow was i happy.

I PASSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY TESTSSSSSS! and to top it off i only got two 3's (in the classes i didn't really care about). which means the majority were 4+'s!

dude. i am SO happy.

hahaha and i looked back at all my predictions, and they were all right. lol.

w00t w00t!

good news! actually really excellent news! on friday i was playing volleyball and then WHAM i felt this crazy pain in my lung. since i've felt the pain before i knew right away i had pneumothorax again.

so i go to the hospital yesterday and they take an x-ray and tell me that 15% of my right lung collapsed and they might have to perform surgery to stick a tube into the hole and force the lung upright again. so yea, that was pretty scary

but as it turns out today we went back in for an x-ray and the whole thing completely disappeared! the doctor was like '...wtf?'

so yea, i was gonna be hospitalized for maybe 2 or 3 days, but now i dont have to! yay!
thanks for all your prayers.

ermm..okay this is completely and utterly wrong.

Your Brain is 80.00% Female, 20.00% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

...................

You Are 25 Years Old

25 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

okay, that one's more like it.

anyways, gov test tomorrow. i REALLY dont feel like studying for that =D and i dont think i will ^_^.

jsb was...quite an experience. One because i did quite a few things i've never done before in my life...and two because thinking back on it i found out a lot of things about myself.

and now i can't get over the fact that we have...less than 3 weeks of school left. holy crap! it makes me really sad to think about it because i feel as if i'm just starting to get to know people...i look back to my freshman/sophomore years, and i realize that they were SUCH a waste! the things i wouldve done differently if i knew then what i know now...

i'm determined not to make the same mistake in college.

Anyways, thanks to everyone who convinced me into going, because, seriously, the person i am now is most definately NOT the same person i was three weeks ago.

holy crap...JSB is tomorrow, that's insane.

since everyone's telling me how i'll probably be up until, like, 4-5 in the morning tomorrow, i've devised a method to temporarily shift my sleeping habits over a few hours just for tomorrow.

i hope this works, but with my luck, it'll just backfire on me >.>

meh. i guess english was okay. i'm not expecting anything greater than a 3, i think i have a chance at a 4, but small -_-

60-80% of the m/c and
40-70% of the essays

ugh. i hate essays! cause its not like math where there's a set answer, subjectiveness comes into play (if maybe only slightly).

ugh...and does anyone know what exactly they tell us at that luncheon thing next friday? do they actually tell us who got what?

erm...is it a bad thing if my eyes were wandering off the road cause i'm zoning while driving? ya, my eyes like..can't focus on anything. i'm even having trouble writing this, not bothering to correct my grammar or anything.

but yea. i guess this is what 8 hours of straight testing does to you? meh.

and for some strange reason taking the computer science test felt like an occurance in deja vu. the m/c was a LOT easier than i expected, and most of the people in my class were thinking the same thing. but then when it came to FRQ time, i died. well not as bad as calc, ut still, comparatively, i died.

again, this is for my own future referrence:
80-90% of the m/cs and
70-80% of the FRQ's.

so yea, i'm REALLY hoping for a 5, but more likely than not i'll end up with a very solid 4 :-\

oh yeah and stats was easy, no suprises there
95-100% of the m/cs and
90-100% of the FRQs.

anyyyyyways if anyone else took the comp sci test, i want to talk to you about some of the frqs! lol.

...soooo i have english tomorrow but i dont feel like studying for it, can you blame me? O:-)
maybe i'll brush over it or something, but definately not now.

haha, BC test today. i think overall it wasn't TOO bad. Everyone was doing fine up till they handed out the FRQ's, now THOSE were painful. I had to bs my way through a problem or two cause our teacher honestly never taught us the material. (polar integration? i haven't looked at polar coordinates since...last year! lol)

but yea. this is more for my own referrence, but i think i managed to answer correctly:

70-80% of the m/c, and
60-70% of the FRQ's

and as for the 20% m/c's i dont think i got...i left those blank ><

but yea. i'm hoping for a 4, that would make me REALLY happy.


anyways...comp sci and stats tomorrow, lookin for a 4 on comp sci and a 5 on stats...

holy crap...these next two weeks are going to be SO tiring.

today - ap physics study session, prom shopping, ap comp sci study group, calc self-study
sunday - church, then calc study full-blast
monday - school then more calc full-blastin
tuesday - AP calc test, then get home and then 1-2 hours of stats/3-4 hours of comp sci
wednesday - AP comp sci test in the mornin then AP stats test in the afternoon (o.o that's going to hurt), after school memorize all english literary terms
thursday - AP english test, then full-blast physics memorization for final
friday - physics final (hollenbeck is CRAZY), then major prep for prom
sat - prom (MAJOR stress)
sun #2 - lots of sleep and MAYBE some physics study
mon #2 - AP physics (whole day) then lots of studyin for gov
tuesday #2 - school then lots more of gov studyin
wednesday #2 - AP gov test, then GO TO SLEEP AT 8 OR SOMETHING CAUSE ITS FINALLY OVER
thurday #2 - make up for all the rubik's cube practice i missed

i find it funny how i'm barely stressing over AP tests and yet i stress 2389890538058% more for prom. but yea. thinking about these next two weeks makes me just want to go to sleep.

in fact, i think i'm going to do that right now.

with everything that's been going on, i've been feeling REALLY weird lately. i dont know how to describe it. Now that I think of it, I suppose you could call it major mood swings. depression, longing, determination, hopelessness, ignorant, poignant, pensive, and other things i just can't describe.

I've been looking into myself and who I am as a person...and what i found there-my arrogance, my desires, my selfishness, my habits, my thoughts, my pride, my joys- i don't like.

I dont know what it all means, but i do know one thing.

I want to change.

haha bit this offa MQ

well....looks like i'm going to berkeley. EECS! yea, well, i'm ready to die...

anyways, college seems like its going to be great, other than the, well, college part.
yea. if that made any sense.

anyways, so far the berkley-ian list is as follows!~

brian kim - eecs
albert wu(most likely) - mech eng
eric tai(possibly) - mech eng
hank shih - bioeng.
chanman - mech eng.
fabien(maybe) - poli sci
suhaas! - eecs
eric trieu - letters/science undeclared
min xu - eecs
mike tsiang - chem eng.
david wu
shang - cs
alex farrokhian! (or however you spell her name O:-) - biology

oh yeah, this is more like for my own referrence, but here's a list of people i know are goin UCLA, my second choice...

jeff duh
baran ho!
charles chen
brian yan
neeraj berry
pohan chen
yi hua
sharon im
christina kiang(maybe)
kevin tran (probably)
mike lin
jessica
alex (hopefully)

anyways if there's anymore just comment! or something. so i can add you. yea. time for bed.

holy crap...8 hours of a 12-player HALO 2 LAN party was insane...off the hook...crazy...outta dis world...

dude, we should do that more often, lol ^_^

okay, judge needs to go to hell. why the crap is he so biased against our period? and 6th period too, for that matter, although not as much.

peeweechito2u: did u figure out who the 4th candidate was 4 the gov ec?
wrldsfinst2000: um
wrldsfinst2000: i would if judge would stop being biased against our class
wrldsfinst2000: and if he had actually given us the fricken extra credit pakcet
wrldsfinst2000: he didn't give our class any extra credit
wrldsfinst2000: that man needs to burn in hell
peeweechito2u: its not a packet
peeweechito2u: just a stupid pg
peeweechito2u: and its not even good
peeweechito2u: he told us they were all presidents
peeweechito2u: but they're not
peeweechito2u: he lied basically
wrldsfinst2000: um, so whats your point?
peeweechito2u: so ppl wasted they're lives
wrldsfinst2000: judge was justified in giving you guys extra credit and not us since the extra credit is hard?
peeweechito2u: no
peeweechito2u: i'
peeweechito2u: m
peeweechito2u: just saying
peeweechito2u: its stupid anywaz
peeweechito2u: but i understand ur being angry w/him
peeweechito2u: he didnt tell our class bout 3 tests or more
peeweechito2u: and he gave us a quiz when he didnt give anyone else one
peeweechito2u: he does this stuff 2 both our classes
peeweechito2u: 4 some reason he actually likes 8th period
peeweechito2u: but besides them
wrldsfinst2000: yea
wrldsfinst2000: well
wrldsfinst2000: he hates our class the most
wrldsfinst2000: yea he hates you guys too for some reason
wrldsfinst2000: but okay
wrldsfinst2000: he needs to get fired
wrldsfinst2000: and justin knows how to get him fired
wrldsfinst2000: we're gonna talk to him, and if he doesn't start lessening on the favoritism we're gonna have a talk with the administration
peeweechito2u: i dont think he does it intentionally
wrldsfinst2000: HAH
wrldsfinst2000: you're kidding, right?
wrldsfinst2000: you dont think he does it INTENTIONALLY?
wrldsfinst2000: oh, he does, all right
wrldsfinst2000: trust me, he's aware of everything he does?
wrldsfinst2000: of everything he does.
wrldsfinst2000: like the finals?
wrldsfinst2000: how you guys got group tests and we didn't?
wrldsfinst2000: and how on that one test you guys got to put answers up on the board and he actually went through them and CROSSED OUT the wrong ones?!
wrldsfinst2000: and how WE didn't?!
wrldsfinst2000: and how you guys got to handle that test as a class, whereas we, suprise, DIDN'T
wrldsfinst2000: and how our most recent test we were the only class that took it
wrldsfinst2000: and how he gives every other class extra credit and not us
wrldsfinst2000: and how he's given bonus 'extra credit' questions on tests like 'what day is st. patricks day in ireland?
wrldsfinst2000: to every class but outs.
wrldsfinst2000: ours.
wrldsfinst2000: and the worst part?
wrldsfinst2000: we've tried to talk with him
wrldsfinst2000: about all of this
wrldsfinst2000: and you know what he does?
wrldsfinst2000: he blows us off
wrldsfinst2000: BLOWS US OFF
wrldsfinst2000: and gets angry at US
wrldsfinst2000: hah!
wrldsfinst2000: that little piece of crap needs to fry in hell
wrldsfinst2000: either that or get fired
peeweechito2u: we didnt get 2 do group tests 4 the final
peeweechito2u: 8th period did?
peeweechito2u: r u kidding me?
wrldsfinst2000: uh
wrldsfinst2000: well then maybe it was only 8th period
peeweechito2u: we're taking the terms test 2morrow
peeweechito2u: its cuz we were a day behind or something
peeweechito2u: so we did something u guys already did last week
peeweechito2u: 8th period didnt take the test?
peeweechito2u: we're still taking it
peeweechito2u: just 2mororw
peeweechito2u: cuz we were a day behing
peeweechito2u: thats not fair
wrldsfinst2000: ...not fair to you?
peeweechito2u: not fair 2 u
peeweechito2u: but he's not fair 2 us either
peeweechito2u: thats just the way it is
peeweechito2u: its not right
peeweechito2u: but its not like its only u personally
peeweechito2u: its a mass of ppl
wrldsfinst2000: uh, yea

uh yeah, and these aren't the only instances.
justin, if you read this, i hope your talk with judge goes well, because frankly, i'd really like to see him fired. if that day ever came i would l.o.l right in his ugly old face. literally.

bassoonforjc: and now I need to play against you so I can beat you...
bassoonforjc: Because I won all the games I played today
wrldsfinst2000: lol
wrldsfinst2000: you'll never beat me
wrldsfinst2000: i pwn all at that game
bassoonforjc: yeah, well, there were about 10 of us playing, and I was the only girl, and I won
bassoonforjc: so much for male dominance
bassoonforjc: :-D
wrldsfinst2000: pft
wrldsfinst2000: they call themselves men?!
wrldsfinst2000: hah!
bassoonforjc: ...
wrldsfinst2000: there ain't no real man who loses to a woman
bassoonforjc: Jake Walker, Ben's brother?
wrldsfinst2000: oh
wrldsfinst2000: he let you win
bassoonforjc: Eric Toussaint? Huge guy who could beat you up in two seconds flat?
wrldsfinst2000: just to make you feel good
bassoonforjc: no, he was horrible at it!
wrldsfinst2000: uh huh
wrldsfinst2000: or so he appears
bassoonforjc: ok, so several of them were Freshmen...
bassoonforjc: oh yeah, and Manas
wrldsfinst2000: lol
wrldsfinst2000: but he's a jew
wrldsfinst2000: so he doesn't count
bassoonforjc: I beat him, like, 3 times
bassoonforjc: EDISON!
bassoonforjc: haven't I asked you not to say things like that around me?
bassoonforjc: Especially DIRECTLY TO ME
wrldsfinst2000: oh yeah
wrldsfinst2000: er..sorry
wrldsfinst2000: O:-)
bassoonforjc: uh-huh
bassoonforjc: I'm sure you are...
bassoonforjc: NOT
wrldsfinst2000: not sorry
wrldsfinst2000: i'm sure i am not not sorry
wrldsfinst2000: and i know that you know that i know that i'm not not sorry
bassoonforjc: loser
bassoonforjc: ...
wrldsfinst2000: have you seen dodgeball?
bassoonforjc: no
bassoonforjc: I don't watch very many movies...
bassoonforjc: well, I do, but they're all old classics
bassoonforjc: you wouldn't like them
wrldsfinst2000: lol
bassoonforjc: mostly sappy chick flicks
wrldsfinst2000: ew
bassoonforjc: haha, I should make you watch "An Affair To Remember"
bassoonforjc: The epitome of chick flick movies
wrldsfinst2000: pft
wrldsfinst2000: as if i'd watch a typical female movie
bassoonforjc: but you have that feminine side of yours, Edison...
bassoonforjc: :-P
bassoonforjc: some day you're going to get married, and then you'll have to watch all the typical ones, like Sound of Music...
wrldsfinst2000: uh huh
wrldsfinst2000: as if
bassoonforjc: eh, you don't even have to be married
bassoonforjc: just get a girlfriend
bassoonforjc: I made Jason watch chick flicks...
bassoonforjc: Of course, he didn't mind so much, but still
wrldsfinst2000: ANYWAYS
bassoonforjc: lol
wrldsfinst2000: i think i'll go on a date with my favorite cube
bassoonforjc: lol
bassoonforjc: so you're cheating on your calculator?
bassoonforjc: or did you break up with her?
bassoonforjc: :-P
wrldsfinst2000: ...its a he not a she
bassoonforjc: ............................................
bassoonforjc: so you're gay
wrldsfinst2000: yes
wrldsfinst2000: so i am
bassoonforjc: ...
bassoonforjc: and there's not even anyone online to tell this to!
bassoonforjc: Darnit!
bassoonforjc: so Jedison is real, eh?
wrldsfinst2000: what, you make this out to be bad or something
bassoonforjc: ...
bassoonforjc: hmm...
bassoonforjc: *puts this on lj*
bassoonforjc: ooh!
bassoonforjc: *tells Justin*
bassoonforjc: see, even Justin thinks I won
bassoonforjc: and, btw, I would like to point out that if you're gay, you're not terribly macho, and you're putting a bad name on the male gender, killing your male dominance thing since you're the one that started all that...
wrldsfinst2000: uh huh
wrldsfinst2000: like that made any sense
wrldsfinst2000: whatever
bassoonforjc: it did!
wrldsfinst2000: sure it did
bassoonforjc: you're just too stupid to understand
wrldsfinst2000: well WHO'S the one who doesn't know her place!
wrldsfinst2000: YOU!
bassoonforjc: I'm sorry, but I will NOT submit myself to a gay guy
bassoonforjc: he's not worthy enough to be called a guy...
bassoonforjc: and I cannot believe you would actually put gay guys above girls...
bassoonforjc: that's just wrong...
wrldsfinst2000: um
wrldsfinst2000: gay guys are still guys
wrldsfinst2000: and guys > girls
bassoonforjc: they act like girls though!
wrldsfinst2000: right
bassoonforjc: which is really wrong!
wrldsfinst2000: so if you flapped your arms like a bird
wrldsfinst2000: you're a bird
wrldsfinst2000: nice reasoning there
bassoonforjc: but...but...
bassoonforjc: you disgust me...
wrldsfinst2000: only because i'm your superior
bassoonforjc: and let me guess, I'm at the very bottom of your list... The lowliest creature right?
wrldsfinst2000: well
wrldsfinst2000: i'll spare you the details
wrldsfinst2000: but that's pretty close :-D
bassoonforjc: no, please don't...
bassoonforjc: I would like to hear every detail
wrldsfinst2000: hm
wrldsfinst2000: fine then
wrldsfinst2000: you're a girl
wrldsfinst2000: that should be detail enough
bassoonforjc: ...
bassoonforjc: so you don't view me below other girls?
bassoonforjc: *is in shock*
wrldsfinst2000: what?
wrldsfinst2000: no
wrldsfinst2000: its like
wrldsfinst2000: hm
wrldsfinst2000: how do i explain this
wrldsfinst2000: the gap between girl and guy
wrldsfinst2000: is so big
bassoonforjc: ...
wrldsfinst2000: that the difference between one girl and another
wrldsfinst2000: is...infinitestimal comparatively
bassoonforjc: I think I'm going to go cry
wrldsfinst2000: i wouldn't blame you for it
wrldsfinst2000: i mean, you didn't even get to choose your gender!
bassoonforjc: *sob*
wrldsfinst2000: who would choose to be a girl!
bassoonforjc: I WOULD!
bassoonforjc: At least I'm not disgustingly corrupt
bassoonforjc: I actually have some humility... Unlike guys, who think they're all that and a bag of chips
wrldsfinst2000: ooo
wrldsfinst2000: chips!
wrldsfinst2000: what flavor?
bassoonforjc: ...
bassoonforjc: and completely obsessed with food
bassoonforjc: pringles! sour cream and onion!
bassoonforjc: and you can't have any!
bassoonforjc: because you're mean!
bassoonforjc: I'm going to buy a big can of those, bring them to stats class, and eat them in front of you and not let you have any of them
wrldsfinst2000: HAH!
wrldsfinst2000: i'm a guy
wrldsfinst2000: what i want, goes
wrldsfinst2000: if i want some of those chips
wrldsfinst2000: i'll just take them
bassoonforjc: yeah right
bassoonforjc: you who won't even touch a girl
wrldsfinst2000: whatcha gonna do bout that!
wrldsfinst2000: pft
wrldsfinst2000: why would i want to?
wrldsfinst2000: of all the filth!
bassoonforjc: l
bassoonforjc: ol
bassoonforjc: you're just scared of girls
bassoonforjc: which is why you make up all this other stuff
bassoonforjc: you don't want to admit your fear
bassoonforjc: :-P
wrldsfinst2000: *sigh*
wrldsfinst2000: just like a girl
wrldsfinst2000: wrong as usual
wrldsfinst2000: i wont try and explain this again to you
wrldsfinst2000: it obviously didn't work the first time
bassoonforjc: and still trying to convince me
bassoonforjc: like a typical dishonest guy
wrldsfinst2000: nice try
wrldsfinst2000: but that was a sorry comeback
bassoonforjc: lol, took you long enough to respond to it
bassoonforjc: and even then, you have no reply
bassoonforjc: I win
wrldsfinst2000: ...wow
wrldsfinst2000: here we go again with the random bursts of supposed factuality
bassoonforjc: lol
bassoonforjc: "supposed factuality?"
wrldsfinst2000: yes
bassoonforjc: that was pure and simple truth
wrldsfinst2000: no
wrldsfinst2000: wrong again

wow. wiebe. wow.
wow. i have got to say. this is wiebe's second best joke of the year.
His first best? if you ask nicely i'll tell :)

but anyways, on to his second best joke of the year.


So Justin Klein happened to have his zipper unzipped for the day. So in Comp Sci, he decides to stand up and stretch a little XD

And as it happens, Prystine, who sits right next to him, notices that his zipper's undone and yells "EWWWW JUSTIN YOUR ZIPPER'S WIIIDE OPEN"

And now Justin, who i'm sure is EXTREMELY humiliated by now, is looking down in horror, when mr. Wiebe, bless him, decides to throw in this little comment:

"He even has a little tag attached to it that says: 'Free of charge' too"

...wow. wow.













wow.

and it gets worse...(for most of you, the joke ends there. unless you understand what flash is, you won't get this)

</flashback>

and so mr wiebe, remembering all of this, decides to comment further:
"He calls it flashing"



..wow.

wow.

okay, listen up all you adamant bush-haters,

To begin, i'm not exactly a bush-supporter myself, so dont think that i'm simply writing this out of defense for bush. My primary concern in writing this is my country and its people.

Okay, onto my point-

I've noticed, and i'm sure that just about everyone else has as well, that the whole controversy over the presidency has created a major rift in the American people. It doesn't matter where I am or what i'm doing, whenever the topic of the presidency comes up, a heated debate arises in which neither side can come to an agreement, and the rift further widens.

Yes, I do agree that Bush has made quite a few errors-an error in handling iraqi intelligence, an error in sending our troops to iraq, an error in a lack of environmental concerns, etc.

I do believe, however, that what this nation needs most of all at this time is unity. Throughout history, the American people were able to overcome any obstacle when they united together (the greatest example of which can be seen in WWII).

Does anyone else see a major parallel in the the War in Iraq and the War in Vietnam? Enemy soil halfway across the world, hit-and-run guerrila warfare, an entering into the war off of faulty information, and most imprtantly of all: a MAJOR rift in the American people. Did you know that the only war America has ever lost was the Vietnam War?

So i urge you: don't let history repeat itself. History is studied to be learned from, not repeated.

I'm not saying you have to love bush. If that's the idea you got from reading this, you may as well go right back up and re-read this whole thing. What i'm saying is: don't go around sowing the seeds of division; people are people-we all have our own unique opinions.

It's beyond too late to back out of iraq now. The best possible choice we have as the American People, in my opinion, is to unite in support of it, whether we agreed with it or not.

I sincerely hope that Iraq's parallel to Vietnam will only go so far.